It’s visiting day at Litchfield prison tomorrow. The third season of Network series Orange is The New Black premieres on June 12. Put your phone on silent mode, grab the popcorn and get ready to binge watch!
Our special contributor Andrée loves The Bachelorette, she doesn’t hate-watch it like certain Biterellas around here, she watch-watches it because Andreé is here for the right reasons. Let’s go!
Quinn, the queen bee producer of reality dating show, “Everlasting” is an expert evil queen. Intense, high-strung, willing to break hearts and destroy lives in the name of ratings. God, I love her.
Jamie’s high school sweetheart walked into Truth and away with his heart. She’s a federal prosecutor and a part of a task force assigned to bring down a drug ring. Her hobbies include not realizing that her lover is a major drug distributor. She’s looking forward to Jamie opening a new club in Miami. They are going to run off together and nothing could possibly go wrong.
Okay, Power fans get ready for the sex — and lots of it —, drugs backstabbing and intrigue, Season Two premieres tomorrow.
Introducing our new feature, Get Into It. It’s where some of our writers tell you about the shows you missed the first time around but that you should catch now. First up, and new to the blog, Ralph Spencer tells you about The Wire, which
UnREAL’s debut episode gets all the details right: the bland male prize, the mansion, the fountain, Shamiqua handles the mini talent show and don’t forget the prop, there’s always a prop, Mary, the designated desperate MILF, brings the stuffed animal. There are no roses to accept, but every lady is given a diamond bracelet, which she has to return when she gets kicked off. (Now, that’s really unkind!)
The episode picked up last week’s cliffhanger — Kupah yelling like a maniac outside. Kaitlyn goes outside to defuse the situation and tells him no matter what he says, nothing is changing and he is going home. He promises not to yell anymore and she goes back inside. He then starts childishly whispering about how much he doesn’t even like her. He’s probably ranting about her in his Mean Girls burn book. Stop trying to make fetch happen, Kupah, it’s not going to happen.