Honestly, I think he is going to pick the hick. He doesn’t want to move to Canada, he wants to live in LA for endorsement deals.
Get off my TV, Andi. You already ruined two other seasons for me. This is the worst possible way to start an episode. Nick shouldn’t be talking about his regrets when she wrote a book talking about how he was terrible in the sack.
Vanessa has a bit of a naughty streak, eh? Still not enough to save face. She’s a terrible representative of Canada
If someone stacked cheese on my head while I was sleeping, I would shred their rose ceremony dresses to pieces.
Nick is clearly troubled by his on-again-off-again feelings for these contestants. What is he worried about, exactly?
Okay, I am glad I woke up this one-on-one girl is talking about being an orphan from Russia and avoiding prostitution and my my, quite the backstory. He’s definitely stuck with her now for a bit, or he’ll look like a giant dick. There’s a joke to be made here about how being on The Bachelor is basically prostituting yourself, but I won’t be inappropriate and make it.
Please don’t kick Corinne off please Nick. She is such good TV and I would love nothing more than for her to win. Just for once, do it for me, Nick.
Who in the world would be excited about being on a date surrounded by cow poop? Poop that you have to shovel? I love that Corinne said she wouldn’t even make her nanny do these chores. Personally, I don’t think you should have to prove your love by shoveling shit.