Excitement! The Bachelorette premieres tonight at 9 ET on ABC and Rachel Lindsey is the one doling out the roses. To fully enjoy the show, you need a primer by going back to all of The Bachelor recaps from Nick’s season. Spoiler: There were only two women worth watching on the season: classy Rachel and sassy Corinne. Total opposites, but loveable in their own way. (Yeah, yeah, you hated Corinne. But we don’t so there!) In any case, they both lucked out. Rachel is now franchise royalty and will inevitably reach the most important Bachelor Nation goal, a slot on Dancing With The Stars. Corinne will go on to be the new Bachelor in Paradise bad girl because the crying “virgin” girl and that other one who is clearly a functioning alcoholic (It would be mean to name her ) are over the hill. So take a stroll down memory lane with Andrėe H.’s recaps and then tune in.
They do a great job setting the scene for romance on this show.. Setting is perfect, man is perfect but there is one big thing wrong –I’m looking at you JoJo.
Oh man, the previews for Bachelor in Paradise look amazing. I am so excited for the summer of Chad.
This is the part where JoJo pretends that she isn’t 100% planning on doing the fantasy suite.
Okay this must be the smallest town in the world if there are still pictures of him up in the coaches office. I always feel sorry for people whose glory years were in high school
Alex, no buddy, you didn’t connect with JoJo, you connected with a horse.
He spent so much time building up the anticipation for the first kiss and then she decided it wasn’t good enough and dumped him. That’s priceless. He’s like “Aw damn, not again.”
Bachelorette expert and Canadian import, Andrée H. is ready to send some of these contestants home–maybe in the back of an ambulance. I can’t disagree.