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Bachelor in Paradise: Week 4, Night 2

think Carly saying that Evan is asexual is being a little too kind. I mean his opening sequence is him downing a banana…

Bachelor In Paradise: Week 5, Night 2 and After Paradise

For the first time in like 10 years, I am stoked beyond belief for next season of The Bachelor.

Bachelor in Paradise: Week 4, Night 1

We are right back to Jared wanting to kill himself. He is so done with having a stalker. I guess Ashley thinks if she just keeps crying and asking him if he is sure. Eventually, he will just give in and date her.

Bachelor in Paradise: Week 3, Night 2

Ashley is already crying. It’s been five minutes. I love that she hunted down Caila and told her not to go on Paradise. The best way to get a guy is to scare off all your potential competition, right?

Bachelor in Paradise: Week 3, Night 1

Horseback riding on the beach! Now there is a fun date! I would fall in love on this date for sure. I really would like to see Jared end up with a nice girl and Caila seems like a really nice girl. And after her convenience store hot tub date on Ben’s season, she deserves nice things too.

Bachelor in Paradise: Week 2, Night 2

I’m trying to not watch the previews but it looks like this entire episode is going to be about crushing Evan’s soul and I’m into that.

Bachelor in Paradise: Week 2, Night 1

Here we go, another date, but it’s with two losers I hate–Carly and Evan–so I probably won’t comment. HAHAHAHA their date is a competition to kiss with habaneros in their mouths, Okay, okay, I’ll comment: They are literally torturing the losers. I love this show.

Bachelor in Paradise: Week 1

We’ve been promised fights, rage, ambulances, tears, multiple proposals, potential baby-making, and most of all, it’s the summer of Chad baby!