The Bachelorette Recap: Rachel’s Season Ep. 2
Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay kicks a lying liar to the curb but remains silent on women who still wear scrunchies.
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The Bachelorette Recap: Rachel’s Season Ep. 1
I predict that we will get some freshness this season, hopefully, with an intelligent Bachelorette, things will be brought up a notch or two. Even as I am typing this, I am realizing that the exact opposite will happen and we will see nothing but musclebound jocks and airheads, but a girl can dream!
Are You Ready For The Bachelorette?
Excitement! The Bachelorette premieres tonight at 9 ET on ABC and Rachel Lindsay is the one doling out the roses. To fully enjoy the show, you need a primer by going back to all of The Bachelor recaps from Nick’s season. Spoiler: There were only two women worth watching on the season: classy Rachel and sassy Corinne. Total opposites, but loveable in their own way. (Yeah, yeah, you hated Corinne. But we don’t so there!) In any case, they both lucked out. Rachel is now franchise royalty and will inevitably reach the most important Bachelor Nation goal, a slot on Dancing With The Stars. Corinne will go on to be the new Bachelor in Paradise bad girl because the crying “virgin” girl and that other one who is clearly a functioning alcoholic (It would be mean to name her ) are over the hill. So take a stroll down memory lane with Andrėe H.’s recaps and then tune in.
The Bachelor Recap: Nick’s Season Ep. 10
Honestly, I think he is going to pick the hick. He doesn’t want to move to Canada, he wants to live in LA for endorsement deals.
The Bachelor Recap: Nick’s Season Ep. 9
Get off my TV, Andi. You already ruined two other seasons for me. This is the worst possible way to start an episode. Nick shouldn’t be talking about his regrets when she wrote a book talking about how he was terrible in the sack.
The Bachelor Recap: Nick’s Season Ep. 8
Vanessa has a bit of a naughty streak, eh? Still not enough to save face. She’s a terrible representative of Canada
The Bachelor Recap: Nick’s season Ep. 7
If someone stacked cheese on my head while I was sleeping, I would shred their rose ceremony dresses to pieces.
The Bachelor Recap: Nick’s Season Ep. 6
Okay, I am glad I woke up this one-on-one girl is talking about being an orphan from Russia and avoiding prostitution and my my, quite the backstory. He’s definitely stuck with her now for a bit, or he’ll look like a giant dick. There’s a joke to be made here about how being on The Bachelor is basically prostituting yourself, but I won’t be inappropriate and make it.