The Bachelorette Season 11 — Episode 6
Our special contributor and Bachelorette aficionado Andrée H. has a lot to say about the latest episode. Psst Kaitlyn, watch your back, Andrée’s coming for you!
Our special contributor and Bachelorette aficionado Andrée H. has a lot to say about the latest episode. Psst Kaitlyn, watch your back, Andrée’s coming for you!
Our special contributor Andrée loves The Bachelorette, she doesn’t hate-watch it like certain Biterellas around here, she watch-watches it because Andreé is here for the right reasons. Let’s go!
The episode picked up last week’s cliffhanger — Kupah yelling like a maniac outside. Kaitlyn goes outside to defuse the situation and tells him no matter what he says, nothing is changing and he is going home. He promises not to yell anymore and she goes back inside. He then starts childishly whispering about how much he doesn’t even like her. He’s probably ranting about her in his Mean Girls burn book. Stop trying to make fetch happen, Kupah, it’s not going to happen.
The new season of an absurd TV show airs tonight. It’s about some rando fame whore who juggles emotionally damaged women in a Hunger Games-style competition for his heart. I will not be watching that show. I will be watching “Sleepy Hollow” because it’s more fun to swoon over Ichabod Crane than to cringe at some reality show cheeseball. Here’s some of the times “Tall, Dark and British,” kicked some “here-for-the-right-reasons” ass.
Over the last seven seasons fans have endured multiple murders, thousands of lies, fabulous outfits, and fierce friendship. Now, hundreds of episodes later we FINALLY learn who A.D. is and get the answers to every question we have asked from the safety of our couches.
Nick is clearly troubled by his on-again-off-again feelings for these contestants. What is he worried about, exactly?
What I’ve been thinking about Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve debacle, The Bachelor, Sleepy Hollow and Emerald City.
Our mystery recapper Geri M. returns to throw shade where it’s due.