Who in the world would be excited about being on a date surrounded by cow poop? Poop that you have to shovel? I love that Corinne said she wouldn’t even make her nanny do these chores. Personally, I don’t think you should have to prove your love by shoveling shit.
I’d rather meet the Backstreet Boys than Nick Viall. Although it would have been better if they didn’t sing. Doesn’t quite sound the same anymore.
I really enjoyed this episode. Super scandalous. Lots of sluttiness and nudity. Pretty much my dream episode If only every week could be this good!
If he just wants to go for a pair of boobs in his face he didn’t have to go on The Bachelor.
Our mystery recapper Geri M. returns to throw shade where it’s due.
Nick Viall’s two televised marriage proposals were rejected, so he’s still looking for love.
The Room, a beloved 2003 cinematic celebration of incompetence and The Bachelor, a beloved decades-old celebration of hyperbole, fleeting fame and false hope are as different as chalk and cheese, but at their core, they’re both about a man and his future wife.
Must be awkward being the ladies’ parents, sitting around waiting to see if your daughter is getting married tonight while watching footage of the man making out with another woman. What has this show turned into? Why are we supporting this?