TV Recappers' Delight

Ballers Pilot Episode: — June 21, 2015

Our special contributor Ralph S. knows his TV and gives us his take on the new HBO show, Ballers.

When we first encounter Spencer Strassmore (Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson) he’s waking up after a dream recounting what appears to be an unpleasant experience from his glory days on the gridiron. He ambles into the bathroom to down a handful of painkillers in order to begin his day. Spencer was a star defensive back for the Miami Dolphins who is now retired and trying to make it as a financial adviser to the star athletes he once played with.

13 OMG OITNB Moments

Crazy Eyes gives good side-eye. She spent the entire season looking at other inmates like they were nuts. She had to good reason, the Litchfield ladies are kind of loco.

Power: “Like We’re Any Other Couple” — June 20, 2015

High school sweethearts Jamie St. Patrick and Angela Valdes reunited when she strolled into his nightclub, Truth. Ironically, neither of them can tell each other the whole truth about their lives. Jamie neglected to mention that he’s leading a double life as a drug distributor, who goes by the name “Ghost.” Angie didn’t tell him that she’s part of a federal task force investigating the Lobos drug cartel. Well, she was on the task force until she screwed up the case, so she was demoted to the white-collar crime division. But Angie’s still secretly working the case.

Power Preview: “Like We’re Any Other Couple”

Good news! Jamie and Angela finally make that trip to Miami. Bad news! Angela is still a fed and Ghost is still the drug distributor she’s searching for.

The Bachelorette Season 11 — Episode 6

Our special contributor and Bachelorette aficionado Andrée H. has a lot to say about the latest episode. Psst Kaitlyn, watch your back, Andrée’s coming for you!

UnREAL Rose Ceremony Edition

Evil Queen Quin is aware of Anna’s eating disorder and nearly clapped her hands with glee at the thought of a contestant sprawled on the bathroom floor, surrounded by her “concerned” rivals.

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Power: “No Friends on the Street” — June 13, 2015

Reunited high school sweethearts Jamie “Ghost” St. Patrick and Angela Valdes were so happy together and ready to run off to Miami. Typical New Yorkers always thinking life in Florida is going to be so much better, then they encounter their first alligator or serial killer or voting irregularities and they see the dark side of the Sunshine State. In any case, Jamie’s married and Tasha St. Patrick seems like the kind of wife who wouldn’t go quietly, but that’s not their biggest obstacle. Jamie and Angie’s careers get in the way. Ever since Jamie’s bestie, business partner, and dragon Tommy Egan, informed St. Patrick that his mistress might want to lock him up in a federal prison, Jamie’s had some trust issues. Let’s go!

Power News and “No Friends on the Street” Preview

That vulture Simon Stern is making a power-grab to take control of Jamie’s club, Truth. Here’s a peek at what’s ahead on tomorrow’s episode.