It’s the most dramatic conclusion of the most shocking season of The Bachelorette. Special contributor Andrée H., editor-at-large Geri and I held a virtual Bachelorette party as we found out how Kaitlyn Bristowe ends her amazing journey with Shawn Booth and Nick Viall and if Chris Harrison will ever stop using hyperbole. Let’s go!
Special Contributor Tracey M. recaps the most recent Extant for us and shares some thoughts about Molly Woods’ ever-growing anger and alien-inspired horny fugue states. If that sounds good, read on; if you want more, see the rest of her Extant recaps. Molly is good
This week on Ballers, it appears that everything from the first five episodes is coming back to bite everybody, especially Ricky, in the ass, says our Special Contributor Ralph S. If you haven’t been watching, you should catch up with Ralph’s previous Ballers recaps. – David F.
The fresh, witty, dark comedy UnREAL, my favorite new summer show is winding down. On the episode, “Two,” Quinn pushed “The Suitor” Adam to agree to a spin-off featuring his first year of marriage to one of the ladies. Not that I obsess over this show — which offers a fictional take on the Dementors behind dating competitions like The Bachelor and The Bachelorette — and by that I mean I totally obsess over this show. Here are submissions for “Everlasting” spin-offs.
Motherhood is especially tough for women on Extant. This week, Special Contributor Tracey M tells us about how the alien paternity spree is affecting Molly and others.
Reunited high school sweethearts Angela Valdes and Jamie “Ghost” St. Patrick are madly in love, but they have to keep that secret for now. Nobody knows, except for Jamie’s best friend, partner and dragonTommy Egan. Tommy disapproves because he is loyal to Jamie’s wife. (Somebody has to be.) Tommy also gives severe side-eye to a drug distributor in a romance with a federal prosecutor who is part of a drug task force. The only other person who knows is everybody!
Special contributor Andrée H. is a proud member of “Bachelor Nation,” which means she holds The Bachelorette to a high standard and takes things seriously, more seriously than Kaitlyn, if you ask me. This season’s “Men Tell All” episode fell short of Andrée’s expectations. To be honest, I was disappointed that no fistfights erupted. There was one genuinely significant moment, TVRD gives Kaitlyn side-eye, but some of her critics have taken their dislike to alarming proportions as you’ll see. In any case, here is what Andrée has to say.
Special Contributor Ralph S. catches us up on this week’s Ballers, where Spencer and crew are still dealing with contacts, contracts and consequences from the yacht party in episode 3.