10 Thoughts on How to Get Away with Murder: “I Want You To Die” — Nov. 5, 2015
Laurel is working hard to be the most useless member of the Keating 5. Laurel whines to Annalise because she wants approval for her creepy relationship with Frank.
22 Thoughts on Sleepy Hollow: “This Red Lady from Caribee” — Nov. 5, 2015
Soooooo, Ichabod goes on a date with Crextra. In the last episode, he offered to escort her to dinner. “Escort” better not mean “treat.” If Ichabod reaches into his pocket, I will reach through the screen, grab that hibachi knife and shiv him myself.
3 Things Longer than Hakeem’s Kidnapping on Empire
Watching the Thriller video. The long version runs a little over 13 minutes. The greatest music video of all time runs longer than Hakeem’s kidnapping and the zombies were more interesting.
Gotham: “Mommy’s Little Monster” — Nov. 2, 2015
This week’s installment of the formative years of the Dark Knight was no exception. Characters are starting to choose sides and we get to see the genesis of an iconic villain. Along the way loads of chaos ensue.
10 Thoughts on Quantico: “God” — Nov. 1, 2015
Quantico is a glorious cocktail. Take one part Melrose Place add one part Homeland, shake, garnish with How to Get Away with Murder and voilà — you’ve got a sexy, hilarious mystery. Hot FBI recruits flirt, scheme, hook up and keep secrets as they train to keep America safe. Months later drop-dead gorgeous Alex Parrish is accused of masterminding a terrorist attack and the most conspicuous incognito fugitive works to clear her name and figure out if one of her classmates set her up. Her hair and makeup remain on-point.
Sleepy Hollow: “Dead Men Tell No Tales” — Oct. 29, 2015
Back to the Witness mission, Crane feels guilty; Washington sent him to kill Howe, and he failed. Had Crane succeeded, the war may have ended more quickly. Crane has a lot of guilt issues. What he should feel bad about is Joe Corbin, who arrives at Jenny’s trailer with two bags of groceries. That’s what happens when you are gainfully employed, Crane.
American Horror Story: “Devil’s Night” — Oct. 28, 2015
John gets an invitation to a Devil’s Night party; Alex tries to find a medical reason for Holden’s condition on the latest AHS: Hotel.
37 Thoughts on the Bones/Sleepy Hollow Crossover
Bones is shipping the hell out of Ichabbie. The Sleepy Hollow writers are begging us not to lose our shit over the Crextra foolishness. Don’t worry, Sleepyheads, she is just a plot device who will be shivved in the season finale.