Prince Harry and Meghan Markle: Royal Wedding Recap

hbz-prince-harry-meghan-markle-wedding-portrait2-1526914591Lovable rascal, Prince Harry, and our BFF, Meghan Markle, tied the knot in a glorious royal wedding on Saturday and it went like this…

TV Commentator: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle captured hearts when Harry declared his love and said: Aw hell naw, Karen.

33073607_10156063051813880_2465555564298502144_nTha Usual Suspects on Social Media: Why are you enjoying this? There’s suffering in the world. Hold still while I give you the Dementor’s kiss.

The Rest of Us: 32891523_10157442073898047_8763524603030011904_n

TV Fashion Commentator: Whatever dress Meghan Markle wears is going to get copied by everyone because she’s such a fashion icon. We haven’t seen a royal influence style since Princess Diana!

Kate Middleton: (Discreetly clears throat.)

Newsflash! Meghan has pushed back her hotel departure by 15 minutes. No, Meghan, if we are up this early in the morning to see you get married, you better get in that car now, girl.

TV Commentator: Look, there is a blurry shot of the bride in a Rolls with her mum, Doria Ragland! We can’t see much of anything. Let’s hypothesize. She’s probably holding her mum’s hand. I bet she’s excited. She’s probably saying, “Wheeeeeeee!”

The Audience: eye roll

Royal Commentator: Prince Harry is the most popular royal ever. Well, after the Queen maybe.

Royal Commentator 2: Quite right. Prince William is also popular.

Royal Commentator 3: Yes, the most popular living royals are the Queen, Prince Harry, and Prince William. Are we forgetting anyone?

Prince Charles: (Discreetly clears throat.)

Royal Commentator 4: Oh, right. We almost forgot Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie.

Prince Charles: FML.

Step and repeat time!

Here comes Amal Clooney rocking a yellow Stella McCartney dress. Right behind her is Posh Beckham wearing a scowl. There’s Harry’s ex-girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, I think that look is called second thoughts.

Chelsey Davis Royal wedding

The moment has arrived, there she is, Miss America! Let the service begin! 

Just gonna say, Doria Ragland is a remarkable woman. I can’t even fathom what she must be thinking and feeling as her daughter makes history. (And I love this little moment when Prince Harry glances over at his future mother-in-law to make sure she’s okay.)

Doria Ragland at the royal wedding

Speaking of historic events, Prince Harry accomplishes an amazing feat when he sees his bride. Prince Harry is the first white man ever to be able to pull off a sexy lip bite.

Prince Harry

Women Across The World (And some of you gents!):


Warning: Don’t try this at home, white men! You’re not Prince Harry.


It’ll end up looking like a Pinterest fail.


And now let’s have a few words from Bishop Michael Curry.

Bishop Curry at Royal Wedding

And by “a few words” I mean we’re going to black church. Start fishing around in your purse for the love offering and settle in.


The Royal Family: 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Queen Elizabeth:


Bishop Curry: Imma ’bout to wrap up. Take it to the bridge!

The Archbishop of Canterbury gushed about the sermon. Please let there be a buddy movie.

Meghan Markle:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Royal Wedding

Prince Harry:
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Us: Yes, we would like a mocha baby with red hair immediately. Don’t just stand there, get to it.

And the new Duke and Duchess of Sussex lived happily ever. The End.

Prince Harry Meghan Markle

Elaine G. Flores, Chief Editor
Elaine is the chief editor of TV Recappers' Delight. She's an experienced entertainment reporter, reviewer, editor, blogger, columnist and Bon Vivant.

4 thoughts on “Prince Harry and Meghan Markle: Royal Wedding Recap”

  1. Michele Donay says:

    You had me at Hello. Loved the commentary and Harry’s lip bite…sexy alright. But the highlight was Jennifer Lewis fainting. Wildly in love with this Royal
    Wedding. All Hail the Duke and Duchess of Essex 💕🔔🥂🍾🏰👑💘👑💕

    1. Elaine G. Flores, Chief Editor says:

      Aw, thanks!

  2. Michele Donay says:

    🇬🇧🇺🇸 Get the baby making started. A cappuchino with red Hair will do. It’s like a Cracker Jack surprise
    in a box.

  3. Marie Wilson says:

    Singing Etra James, At Last, can’t wait to see the bundle of Joy, coming

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