It’s Week Four on The Bachelor and it’s Vegas, baby! Does that mean an entire episode filled with sin and lust? ‘Cause I could get down with that! Oh, wait … Ben’s the Bachelor, we’ll be seeing a bunch of Celine Dion shows and buffets, that seems more Ben’s speed. They should have done Vegas with Juan Pablo. Now that would have been a fun episode. If you thought Vegas was all about action, Ben is ready to show you how seniors do Vegas right!!
Secret squeezes, spa games and the ultimate convertible hair are all in store for us on another exciting episode of The Bachelor! Things may have started out slow on this episode with the most normal date ever in Bachelor history, but they heated up quick with Ben Higgins’ bevy of batty bitches in tow!
After last week’s circus of a season opener, we are tuning in tonight with no idea what to expect. It can’t top unicorn heads and mini horses can it? Let’s fill our glasses and toast to the sideshow that we can’t turn away from!
Happy New Year! It’s Bachelor time, baby! With boring ole Ben as our main man this year we were sure to expect a whole lot of crazy coming out of those limos and boy, we were not let down. From unicorns, to flower heads to twins, we really saw everything roll into the mansion last night!
Toss it back when women in the house start getting restless because the limo parade is still going on and they’ve been sitting around drinking on an empty stomach and sizing up their competition.
It’s the most dramatic conclusion of the most shocking season of The Bachelorette. Special contributor Andrée H., editor-at-large Geri and I held a virtual Bachelorette party as we found out how Kaitlyn Bristowe ends her amazing journey with Shawn Booth and Nick Viall and if Chris Harrison will ever stop using hyperbole. Let’s go!
Special contributor Andrée H. is a proud member of “Bachelor Nation,” which means she holds The Bachelorette to a high standard and takes things seriously, more seriously than Kaitlyn, if you ask me. This season’s “Men Tell All” episode fell short of Andrée’s expectations. To be honest, I was disappointed that no fistfights erupted. There was one genuinely significant moment, TVRD gives Kaitlyn side-eye, but some of her critics have taken their dislike to alarming proportions as you’ll see. In any case, here is what Andrée has to say.
So, here’s what happened, I got lured back into watching The Bachelorette and I needed someone to discuss it with. Despite her better judgement, Geri gave in because we go way back. The caveat is that she gets to send me hostile e-mails and messages after the episode. That’s just piling on to the shame I feel, but there it is. In any case, here are stream-of-consciousness thoughts from editor-at-large, Geri.