12 Signs that You’re Addicted to Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce

The stars of Girlfriends Guide to Divorce pose on a bridge.

Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce may be habit-forming. Do you need an intervention? Here are the tell-tale signs that you’re suffering from GG2D Syndrome.

  1. Tuesday is a holy day. The dog is going to have to learn how to pour a bowl of kibble or just wait until your show is over. “Sorry Bijou, this is me time.”
  2. You start binge-watching House M.D.
  3. You want to speak your mind. Like all of the time. Like you might over-share that you think of killing your husband. (I don’t mean you, Mr. TV Recappers!)
  4. A commitment to waxing has gone by the wayside.
  5. Defacing property is a thing that you do now.
  6. It’s not that you dislike the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, it’s just, “When is this freaking episode going to be over? I need to hang out with my pretend Girfriends!”
  7. When you pass a pizza shop, you consider sitting there in the hopes that Victor Webster drops by.
  8. Speaking of which, you have a new respect for male “escorts.”
  9. Kissing in the rain isn’t cute anymore. And green socks make you stabby.
  10. On the other hand, a man who shows up with a bare bottom and holding a gourd is kinda hot.
  11. You have an irrational hatred for The CW. (Sorry Becca Riley.)
  12. You picture a hashtag when you think of your significant other. #Husband #Wife #Girlfriend #Boyfriend

If you exhibit eight or more of these symptoms, seek medical help immediately. We recommend Dr. Lisa Cuddy.

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Elaine G. Flores, Chief Editor
Elaine is the chief editor of TV Recappers' Delight. She's an experienced entertainment reporter, reviewer, editor, blogger, columnist and Bon Vivant.

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