The Bachelorette: Geri’s Recaplet — July 13, 2015
Kaitlyn did Ben H. a favor Photo courtesy of ABC
Editor-at-large Geri M. tried to give up The Bachelorette, she was almost out, but I pulled her back in because I needed someone who would hate-watch with me. And hate-watch she does. Geri also sends me a flurry of stream-of-consciousness commentary. I promise to never make her hate watch again, will never let her go. — Elaine F.
Well, Shawn, I am thinking that Nick was not moved by your little tirade.
Oh snap, she’s older than Ben? A cougar.
“Best sleepover ever” Ben you are adorable.
Shawn, did you really say the words “wife material?”
OMG, Kaitlin, you have Shawn running naked through Ireland — this cannot be tolerated. I hope they put her picture up at Irish customs with a circle and a line through it.
Well finally they have left the Republic of Ireland; they are in Northern Ireland now so I don’t care what they do there.
Katlin, you said your heart was beating out of your chest , well the way your neckline was cut we could actually see that.
Ben, you dodged a bullet — you will see that when you watch the season — women will be hurling themselves at you.
OMG awkward! Why are Shawn and Nick still standing there after Kaitlin has left the building – posturing, posturing, posturing. I would love to hear an anthropologist’s take on what that all meant —it was like watching gorillas.
WOAH! “She’s good at making out.” YOU TELL THAT TO YOUR MOTHER, NICK?!?!
Kaitlin seems to have fooled Shawn’s sisters. I kind of like Shawn’s dad myself. Spinoff: Parents of The Bachelor
Wait, Shawn can’t tell Kaitlin he loves her until his family gives the okay? Uh hmm, I uh….wow
To read a recap for someone who ” love-watches,” Bachelorette, check Andrée H.’s full recaps. Andrée is here for the right reasons.
