Feud: Bette and Joan — “More, or Less”

Bette Davis and Joan Crawford were the O.G. Original silver screen divas, and their legendary beef is chronicled miniseries Feud: Bette and Joan. TVRD’s Special Contributor, film director Scott Coblio, who knows a few things about brazen broads, shares his take. — Elaine F.Promo art for Feud: Bette an Joan

The fourth installment of Feud finds Bette and Joan having wrapped filming on Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? and both experiencing a dearth of other offers, as the industry clearly anticipates the film to be a B-movie bomb. Bette’s agent disappears behind a curtain to be replaced by an “almost 23 year-old”. “Almost…23…” says Bette as she stares into the distance and sucks the life out of her cigarette. It’s hilarious and sad at the same time.

Joan fires an entire boardroom of agents at William Morris in a scene that recalls the “Don’t fuck with me fellas” howler from Mommie Dearest.  You find yourself chuckling and admiring the tenacity of these women at the same time.

Bette even puts a tongue-in-cheek (but probably purposeful) “situation wanted” ad in the Hollywood Reporter looking for work. Meanwhile, gossip rag vulture Hedda Hopper continues to bait Joan’s paranoia that she’ll be snubbed at the Oscars, even while studio head Jack Warner (a spot-on Stanley Tucci) savagely beats down director Robert Aldrich’s hopes of being a great director, presumably as a means of keeping him at heel to do a profitable (but derivative and barely disguised) Baby Jane sequel.

“Alright, go be challenged”, he says. “You’ll be back. And I’ll probably take your call. You know why? Because I have a soft spot for losers.” Everybody’s savage in this movie. They could have called it The Jungle Book without much of a stretch. It’s survival of the fittest, and only the toughest survive all the mind games and power plays. Money talks and everything else hobbles away to bleed out.

The only genuine camaraderie so far is the unlikely union of Aldrich’s and Crawford’s two Girl Fridays, excellently played by Alison Wright and Jackie Hoffman, respectively. When Aldrich’s assistant Pauline writes a script for Crawford for a film she hopes to direct, and Joan’s faithful watchdog “Mamacita” (she’s German—get it? Me neither!) not only sings its praises to Joan but delivers a long speech that amounts to a feminist manifesto. In a series where everybody’s looking out for Number One, it’s nice to have this moment of somebody helping somebody without a personal agenda.

Alas, Joan refuses to read the script, explaining: “I’m not turning you down because you’re a woman. I’m turning you down because you’re a nobody. At this stage in my career, I’m not in the position to have the luxury of putting myself in the hands of a nobody. I have very few chances left. My last one is not going to be your first. I hope you understand that.”

Surprisingly, a teary-eyed but understanding Pauline returns to Aldrich’s side just as the last of his ego has been squished by an exceptionally pungent and snotty Frank Sinatra (who Aldrich is attempting to direct in a western). Aldrich takes his rage out on Pauline, telling her he doesn’t have time for her script or her dreams and to take a walk if she doesn’t like it.

Highlight: Susan Sarandon reenacting Bette’s TV appearance on The Andy Williams Show in which she sings a camp “theme song” (inappropriately go-go-ish), about what really happened to Baby Jane. Alas, Sarandon just cannot bring herself to replicate the awful sound that was Davis’s singing voice, but the visual, for those who have seen the original, is dead-on (just Google “Bette Davis Andy Williams” if you need proof). I don’t know why, but these reenactments are sublime.

The episode ends with Mamacita entering Joan’s room with the morning paper announcing the Oscar nominations for 1962. We don’t hear what she says. Just an exterior shot of the palatial estate. And a blood-curdling scream as the credits roll!

Feud airs Sundays at 10 p.m. ET on FX

Scott Coblio - Special Contributor
Scott Coblio, a native New Yorker, migrated to Hollywood in 1997, and has regretted it ever since. A singer for six years in the regional NY pop band Koo-Koo Boy, he is also the writer/director of the 2007 feature film Murderess, an all-puppet retelling of the legendary Winnie Ruth Judd murder case of 1931 (which just had its 10th annual screening in Phoenix, AZ). Coblio has shown his photographic work at numerous galleries as well as supplying interviews and reviews for various magazines and papers for over 2 decades. When he’s not editing porn or doing fluff-and-folds, he’s pitching coffee table book ideas to publishers and trying in vain to live in the past. He is a reluctant Virgo.

2 thoughts on “Feud: Bette and Joan — “More, or Less””

  1. Miss M says:

    You know, I don’t think Davis sound terrible, given that she’s on a live TV show with no sweetening — that’s a brassy, old-school stage voice of the kind that carried actresses who weren’t really singers but also weren’t tone deaf through all manner of live roles. They were generally dubbed in movies because even the minor majors had plenty of bonafide singers on their payrolls, so there was no reason not to spend an hour in an in-house studio and get a great track from a fledgling that could be dubbed in for a star who didn’t have the pipes.

    1. Elaine G. Flores, Chief Editor says:

      Hi, Miss M, thank you for leaving a comment.

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