The Bachelorette

Our special contributor Andrée loves The Bachelorette, she doesn’t hate-watch it like certain Biterellas around here, she watch-watches it because Andreé is here for the right reasons. Let’s go!

The episode picked up last week’s cliffhanger — Kupah yelling like a maniac outside. Kaitlyn goes outside to defuse the situation and tells him no matter what he says, nothing is changing and he is going home. He promises not to yell anymore and she goes back inside. He then starts childishly whispering about how much he doesn’t even like her. He’s probably ranting about her in his Mean Girls burn book. Stop trying to make fetch happen, Kupah, it’s not going to happen.