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Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce<\/em>\u00a0may be habit-forming. Do you need an intervention? Here are the tell-tale signs\u00a0that you’re suffering from GG2D Syndrome.<\/p>\n

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1. Tuesday is a holy day. The dog is going to have to learn how to pour a bowl of kibble or just wait until your show is over. “Sorry Bijou, this is me time.”<\/li>\n
2. You start binge-watching House M.D.<\/a><\/li>\n
3. You want to speak your mind. Like all of the time. Like you\u00a0might over-share that you think of killing your husband. (I don’t mean you, Mr. TV Recappers!)<\/li>\n
4. A commitment to waxing <\/a>has gone by the wayside.<\/li>\n
5. Defacing property <\/a>is a thing that you do now.<\/li>\n
6. It’s not that you dislike the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills<\/em>, it’s just, “When is this\u00a0freaking episode going to be over? I need to hang out with my pretend Girfriends!”<\/li>\n
7. When you pass a pizza shop, you consider sitting there in the hopes that Victor Webster\u00a0<\/a>drops by.<\/li>\n
8. Speaking of which, you have a new respect for male “escorts.”<\/li>\n
9. Kissing in the rain isn’t\u00a0cute\u00a0anymore. And green socks <\/a>make you stabby.<\/li>\n
10. On the other hand, a man\u00a0who shows up with a bare bottom and holding a gourd<\/a> is kinda hot.<\/li>\n
11. You have an irrational hatred for The CW.\u00a0(Sorry Becca Riley.)<\/li>\n
12. You picture a hashtag when you think of your significant other. #Husband #Wife #Girlfriend #Boyfriend<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    If you exhibit eight\u00a0or more of these symptoms, seek medical help immediately. We recommend Dr. Lisa Cuddy<\/a>.<\/p>\n

    Please tell\u00a0us what you love about GG2D. (Comments don’t appear immediately.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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