Andr\u00e9e: <\/b>I just love it when a show opens with the suitcase of a girl I can\u2019t stand being pulled away. Wait, Taylor is interrupting Corinne and Nick\u2019s one-on-one dinner<\/a>? That\u2019s a little over the top. Of course, they are showing Corrinne getting drunk and talking to herself while it\u2019s all going down. I\u2019m already smiling from ear to ear. Elaine: <\/b>Oh boy, Taylor just screwed herself. Accommodating the crazy edit when you are an alleged mental health counselor is just plain dumb. Taylor can\u2019t blame all this on editing, she went along with this tomfoolery. \u00a0Corinne has nothing to lose. Daddy won\u2019t fire her from \u201crunning\u201d the vague multi-million dollar business. And she\u2019s a shoo-in for <\/span>Bachelor in Paradise <\/span><\/i>and a guest spot on <\/span>General Hospital. <\/span><\/i>She\u2019s not talking to herself, she\u2019s talking to an off-camera producer. Well, it\u2019s actually the booze talking to\u00a0an off-camera producer. <\/span><\/p>\n Andr\u00e9e: <\/b>Of course it had no effect on Nick whatsoever because Corrinne is the perfect woman!<\/span><\/p>\n hasElaine:<\/b> What\u2019s up with Corinne\u2019s hair in those hilarious ITMs? She always has bedhead. It adds to her drunken je ne sais quoi<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n Andr\u00e9e: <\/b>The perfect washed-up-on-the beach woman.<\/span><\/p>\n Elaine: <\/b>You mean Corinne\u2019s a mermaid?<\/span><\/p>\n Andr\u00e9e: <\/b>\u00a0Something like that. No cocktail party tonight. I love those nights. Puts bitches on edge. Girls are crying, freaking out and good ole Corrine is drinking champagne and kissing her rose, I love it.<\/span><\/p>\n Elaine: <\/b>I\u2019m not going to miss these eliminated girls at all. Jami may do <\/span>Bachelor in Paradise<\/span><\/i>, the bi thing works in her favor. Imagine the love triangle possibilities. Alexis the Dolphin Girl<\/a> is out. Thank you, baby Jesus. Aside from her annoying “wacky nurse” introductory segment in the first episode, I didn\u2019t see Josephine do anything aside from kindly advising Corinne not to talk with her mouth full. <\/span><\/p>\n Andr\u00e9e: <\/b>Yes, I think the fact that Jami is bi makes her an absolute shoo-in I wouldn\u2019t mind some girl-on-girl action on <\/span>BIP<\/span><\/i>, spice things up a little bit. <\/span><\/p>\n Elaine: <\/b>Rachel might make Black History tonight. I read somewhere that none of my fellow chocolate goddesses have ever made it past the sixth week. Oh, right. Jasmine G. is there too. Based on the season previews, she won\u2019t make history. <\/span><\/p>\n Andr\u00e9e:\u00a0<\/b>Really, eh? That would be cool though if the record was broken by not only one but two girls! St. Thomas looks all sorts of beautiful! <\/span><\/p>\n Elaine:<\/b>\u00a0One-on-one with some girl I never saw before. She might be an extra who snuck onto the set. I will ignore the rest of this date and get up for some champagne. Call me when it\u2019s over.<\/span><\/p>\n Andr\u00e9e: <\/b>I have no flipping clue who she is. They are on a water plane thing looking at the island all very typical. Then they had dinner, I dunno. I faded out until Corrinne came back on the screen talking about how she wanted to spend her day in bed drinking champagne and freaking out excited because she gets a St. Thomas nanny. Okay, I am glad I woke up this one-on-one girl is talking about being an orphan from Russia <\/a>and avoiding prostitution and my my, quite the backstory. He\u2019s definitely stuck with her now for a bit, or he\u2019ll look like a giant dick. There\u2019s a joke to be made here about how being on <\/span>The Bachelor<\/span><\/i> is basically prostituting yourself, but I won\u2019t be inappropriate and make it.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/b>Elaine: <\/b>Volleyball group date.<\/span> Nick is living every man\u2019s dream right now. It starts with volleyball and ends with a slo-mo pillow fight (probably). I asked Mr. TV Recaps and he said: \u201cIf we\u2019re going that route, I\u2019d just want to have women on trampolines.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n Andr\u00e9e: <\/b>Ah yes in classic <\/span>Man Show<\/span><\/i> style, I like Mr. TV Recaps\u2019 \u00a0taste. A group date with shots, bikinis and Corrinne, this should be messy!<\/span><\/p>\n Elaine: <\/b>Where is Mr. H? Surely, he has something to add. So Corinne is drunk already. She is seriously going the way of Lace. She is too little for all that booze. I just looked up her height on the official website, she\u2019s <\/span>\u00a05’1″ which is the same height as me. So now you can feel bad about always picking on the fun-size girls. Short girl\/tall guy height-difference porn is the best. You may apologize to me now.<\/span><\/p>\n Andr\u00e9e: <\/b>He conveniently had to go to the gym! Yeah but she only drinks champagne so it\u2019s all good, you can pretty much drink endless champagne! You are forgetting that Nick is short! So I like them together for that reason. You\u2019d laugh, right now on <\/span>Married at First Sight Australia<\/span><\/i> two of the brides are flipping out because they are both taller than their grooms.<\/span><\/p>\n Elaine:<\/b> Champagne<\/span>\u00a0doesn\u2019t come in a shot glass. What do you mean Nick is short? That upsets me. I must now Google. Ha! He is 6\u20192\u2019\u2019. That is perfect height-differential porn. \u00a0You know I enjoy your girl\u2019s antics, but I can see how the Corinne Show is frustrating the girls. It really isn\u2019t doing Nick any favors since Bachelor Nation has its panties in a bunch. Frankly, I don\u2019t see Corinne a villain, I find her amusing. I don\u2019t know why she gets so much fan hate.<\/span><\/p>\n Andr\u00e9e: <\/b>I know as soon as I said that she got on the tequila, tsk tsk. WOW. Nick is 6\u20192? I thought he was short. He reads short. She gets fan hate because she is slutty. Which is also precisely why I love her. The problem is that most girls on this show are just here to be filler and they hate that, especially around now when they really begin to realize it.<\/span><\/p>\n Elaine: <\/b>One thing I love about Rachel is she voices her displeasure with Nick in a real way. No pretense or needless drama. She acts like a real girlfriend. <\/span><\/p>\n Andr\u00e9e: <\/b>She is very real that\u2019s for sure. I can only imagine it\u2019s hard to be in that scenario.<\/span><\/p>\n Elaine: <\/b>Jasmine G. is being honest too, but in a dumb way. Uh, she said she wants to choke Nick<\/a> but now she\u2019s claiming she meant it in a sexual way. Um. I \u00a0think it\u2019s too soon. Choke a man when he puts a ring on it. Do women even choke men? I thought the men did the choking? I honestly only know what I see on Tumblr. Mr. TV Recaps has big hands, I just don\u2019t think it would end well. Random aside, it would be fine for Vanessa. She has a very sturdy neck, does she not? That throat looks pretty durable.<\/span><\/p>\n Andr\u00e9e: <\/b>Sure women choke men too! An especially good way to get a little leverage is using his tie! I mean I\u2019ve heard. Jasmine G. has totally lost control. She\u2019s clearly an angry drunk.<\/span><\/p>\n Elaine: <\/b>Jasmine G. does not make history. You know why this happened? Because she fooled around in the haunted house on that group date last week. Do not toy with ghosts and fool around with a Ouija board. I tried to tell her, did I not? Mama Cecile and Papa Justify are coming for her. Wait a minute, didn\u2019t the previews show her acting up in front of the other girls? I thought there was footage of her carrying on at the pool. That pisses me off. Seriously. God\u2019s punishing me for violating the 11th commandment. Thou Shalt Not Watch <\/span>Bachelo<\/span><\/i>r Previews.<\/span><\/p>\n Andr\u00e9e: <\/b>Such superstition! And yes looks like you once again fell victim to the previews. She did get booted but there was no real scene. It\u2019s always weird to see a two-on-one where one of the girls isn\u2019t a total villain. I\u2019m surprised he booted the total smoke show<\/a>. I\u2019m sure she intimidated Nick. She\u2019ll be a hot ticket on <\/span>BIP<\/span><\/i>.<\/span> Off to dinner with Danielle L. then.<\/span><\/p>\n Elaine: <\/b>Wow, Boobs McGee got the boo<\/a>t. I\u2019m sure her boobs will secure her a spot on <\/span>Bachelor in Paradise<\/span><\/i>. She sealed her fate by telling Nick she\u2019s in love with him. <\/span><\/p>\n Andr\u00e9e: <\/b>Man, he\u2019s hating the fact that two different girls have said they love him. Chopping two girls in one night. 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