JoJo gives Wells the kiss-off<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nAndr\u00e9e: <\/b>This guy is so awkward. Who cares when you kiss her? Seriously. Oohhh now they get to go in a pool. I don\u2019t get how lying on your belly in an inch of water is \u201cthe right moment\u201d but whatever, glad we can move on from this.<\/span><\/p>\nElaine: <\/b>So, my dog did something cute and I got distracted. So, let me get this straight? They did some sort of aquatic performance art date? I don\u2019t really know what\u2019s going on here, it must be an Argentinian thing, but at least he finally sealed the deal. Something tells me this dude is always in the friend zone. \u00a0That is amusing since JoJo was in the friend zone when she was on<\/span> The Bachelor<\/span><\/i>.<\/span><\/p>\nAndr\u00e9e: <\/b>I love that he spent so much time building up the anticipation for the first kiss and then she decided it wasn\u2019t good enough and dumped him. That\u2019s priceless. He\u2019s like \u201cAw damn, not again.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\nElaine: <\/b>Sorry, Wells. There\u2019s the right girl –or boy– waiting for your love. Word to the wise, just kiss them and get it over with.<\/span><\/p>\nAndr\u00e9e: <\/b>I\u2019m not falling for your sob story, JoJo. You are worried nothing will work out because one dude is in the friend zone. Please, you have a dozen other waiting on you.<\/span><\/p>\nElaine:<\/b> See? Bad actress.<\/span><\/p>\nAndr\u00e9e: <\/b>Uh-oh, it\u2019s group out time. This is typically where I start to fade fast. I \u00a0like the music in this episode. Makes me want to dance around the room in a very large skirt.<\/span><\/p>\nElaine:<\/b> Dance like nobody\u2019s watching.<\/span><\/p>\nAndr\u00e9e:<\/b> I have to say that I always stand out in a crowd –no matter the size. I would kill group dates– if I could stay awake.<\/span><\/p>\nElaine: <\/b>The other girls would get jealous and then run tell The Bachelor that you are not there \u201cfor the right reasons.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\nAndr\u00e9e: <\/b>We all get it James, you aren\u2019t sexy. Did you need us to say it? There.<\/span><\/p>\nElaine: <\/b>Poor James. I don\u2019t want to say anything unkind so I won\u2019t say anything. Okay, I will say something unkind, he\u2019s a dud. James is using his his one-on-one time to whine that Jordan can\u2019t be trusted because he\u2019s attractive, well-off and successful. Interesting maneuver for a pity kiss. Welp, now we have out next \u201crivalry.\u201d Jordan vs. James is ludicrous. No competition. Time for the date rose. And it goes to Luke.<\/span><\/p>\nAndr\u00e9e: <\/b>These two dudes going on the two-on-one. I actually have no idea who either of them are. So I hope she dumps them both.<\/span><\/p>\nElaine: <\/b>Never seen them before. I will refer to all the other men as Not Chad or Not Jordan. Okay, one of them is Chase and the other one is Not Chase. Oh, his name is Derek. So we can still refer to him as Not Chad, Not Jordan, Not Chase. Oh, never mind. All I hear is: \u201cBlah, blah, something, something, express feelings, something, I came here for a reason. Blah, Something.\u201d Date rose time. Goodbye, Man I Never Saw Before. Congratulations Whoever You Are.\u201d Where\u2019s Jordan? I know his name. Lord Jesus, the date entertainer is singing \u201cDon\u2019t Cry for Me Argentina\u201d as Man I Never Saw Before performs his limo cry in Argentina. Wow, he is really sobbing. I bet the producer just lied to him that his grandma died to get all that emotion.<\/span><\/p>\nAndr\u00e9e: <\/b>James bitched this whole time about not having a chance to get to know her and as soon as he gets some one-on-one time he uses it to bitch about Jordan. It\u2019s probably the only reason the producers even gave him any one-on-one time with her. I love that red dress on JoJo. Hey look at me, I said something positive.<\/span><\/p>\nElaine:<\/b> Red is JoJo\u2019s color. See? I can be nice too.<\/span><\/p>\nAndr\u00e9e: <\/b>Oh, the dramatics. She can\u2019t decide between two forgettables. Send them both home! Do it! The show tricked us. They both get roses. Boo-urns. They both should have gone. <\/span><\/p>\nI can\u2019t believe it\u2019s down to six guys. I feel like by now I usually know who these guys are.<\/span> There are no real sparks of romance even. Hopefully, things will get juicy soon. Regardless I\u2019ll still be watching, why, I don\u2019t know! See you guys next week!<\/span><\/p>\nThe Bachelorette<\/em> airs Mondays at 8\/7c on ABC<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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