All the colors of Benetton have united to fight a common enemy: the fascists in control. Not so sure that they are going to be able to fight the power. Who is going to care what the inmates have to say? Caputo, I guess, but he’s been so impotent that I’m not counting on it.
Bachelorette expert and Canadian import, Andrée H. is ready to send some of these contestants home–maybe in the back of an ambulance. I can’t disagree.
Caputo correctly orders his staff to not make rash judgments and antagonize the situation, so there is to be no witch hunt until facts have been gathered. Ha-ha! Caputo still thinks he’s running things though we’ve barely seen him at work. Chief Bully in Charge Corrections Officer Piscatella gives counter orders the minute Caputo’s back is turned.
You’d think Aleida’s release would be a happy event, but it’s bittersweet because her chances of thriving on the outside are iffy. She’s not sure that she has any skills. Being a lousy mom is not a career.
As I’m watching Chad in the woods with whoever this guy is on the two-on-one date, it does occur to me that if JoJo got in a relationship with him, he might take her to a cabin with a bunker and hold her hostage there until she said she loves him and will never leave.
The COs are bullying and sadistic. Caputo, who was always marginally competent, isn’t doing anything to rein them in. Creepy, abusive Pornstache who indirectly caused an inmate to overdose and staged the scene as a suicide would probably find this appalling.
We got a scene of Crazy Eyes strolling the halls talking to a sock puppet just to mess with Judy. I think. One can never be too sure with Crazy Eyes.
Piper’s merry band of White Powerpuff girls is enjoying their new community of hate but there is some resistance from our regulars.
