The COs are bullying and sadistic. Caputo, who was always marginally competent, isn’t doing anything to rein them in. Creepy, abusive Pornstache who indirectly caused an inmate to overdose and staged the scene as a suicide would probably find this appalling.
We got a scene of Crazy Eyes strolling the halls talking to a sock puppet just to mess with Judy. I think. One can never be too sure with Crazy Eyes.
Piper’s merry band of White Powerpuff girls is enjoying their new community of hate but there is some resistance from our regulars.
Piper is sparking a race war to maintain dominance in the used panties business. She’s like Walmart edging out small business.
There is a mystery about an inmate pooping in the shower and there is a tampon shortage. That is all I have to say about that.
How are the inmates getting their hair did without Sophia? I bet it’s all split ends and gray roots. They had better not go to Davita. She’ll fry your scalp.
Here’s what we’ve been waiting for a Red vs. Judy King showdown. The proud Russian head of the prison kitchen vs. the privileged celebrity chef.
Thank God Daya’s pregnancy is over. I bet actress Dascha Polanco is glad that she doesn’t have to waddle about like that for another season.
