The Bachelorette: Geri’s Recaplet — July 13, 2015

The Bachelorette: Geri’s Recaplet — July 13, 2015

Editor-at-large Geri M. tried to give up The Bachelorette, she was almost out, but I pulled her back in because I needed someone who would hate-watch with me. And hate-watch she does. Geri also sends me a flurry of stream-of-consciousness commentary. I promise to never make her hate watch again. (I’m lying.)

The Bachelorette: Geri’s Recaplet — July 6, 2015

The Bachelorette: Geri’s Recaplet — July 6, 2015

Editor-at-large Geri M. is watching this season of The Bachelorette, after swearing she was done with it. I may or may not have lured her back into the fold. It’s sort of like offering someone heroin. As retaliation, I receive irate emails and messages. Geri gives this show some severe side-eye. Here is her stream-of-consciousness recaplet of Episode 9.

The Bachelorette: Geri’s Recaplet — June 29, 2015

The Bachelorette: Geri’s Recaplet — June 29, 2015

Our editor-at-large Geri M. is watching this season of The Bachelorette, after swearing she was done with it. I may or may not have lured her back into the fold. As retaliation, I have been getting a series of emails and messages. They need to be shared. Here is Geri’s stream-of-consciousness recaplet of Episode 8.

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Editor’s Note: Our special contributor Andrée H. really, really, really likes this show, but a war is brewing between her and Kaitlyn. The Bachelorette is playing with Shawn’s feelings. Nobody plays with Shawn’s feelings, not on Andrée’s watch. Andrée now has to wear a monitor on her ankle so we make sure she doesn’t track down Kaitlyn and lob roses at her head.