Quantico: “Over” — Nov. 15, 2015
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Quantico is the glorious soap about models training at the FBI Academy. In flashbacks, they flirt, fight and have sex to keep America safe. In the present, star pupil Alex Parrish is a suspected terrorist, and the subject of a manhunt. Ryan Booth, her former lover and fellow agent is helping her unravel the mystery. Is someone tied to Quantico is behind it? Let’s go!
Quantico Pre-attack
Raina Amin: It’s cool that you finally know that Nimah and I are twins. You were led you to believe there is only one of us due to our ruse, which was part of an FBI experiment. Now maybe we will date.
Simon Asher: Yeah, I know enough, I guess. You like coffee.
Raina: That’s Nimah.
Simon: Cornflower blue is your favorite color.
Raina: Nimah, again.
Simon: Tennis?
Raina: Sigh.
Shelby Wyatt: That was fun sex. What color are my eyes?
Caleb Haas: Uh. What’s my birthday?
Shelby: Um. We are going to be great FBI agents, but we have no observational skills. At least we know each other better than Simon and Raina.
Miranda Shaw: Hey, everyone! Here is your assignment of the week.
Simon: Hi, Raina.
Raina Amin: Hi.
Simon: Want to drink coffee and talk about Serena Williams?
Miranda: You two are in sync. Work on the assignment together. Oh, hi Nimah. Why so glum?
Shelby: Hi, FBI Authority Lady.
FBI Authority Lady: You are shifty.
Shelby: Why do you say that? Are you talking about my secret half-sister in Saudi Arabia? Does funneling her money make me look guilty?
Miranda: Hey FBI Authority Lady, I am a BAMF, so I already knew this. Girl, bye! BTW, Shelby, Caleb has a big mouth and reported you.
Caleb: I was researching the color of your eyes, and I found out. Weird how we all have big secrets and Quantico never vetted us. You mad?
Shelby: Yep.
Caleb: I was in a cult once. Nobody knows because my dad quickly thwarted the Quantico vetting process.
Shelby: Let’s kiss.
Miranda’s son: Hey, Mom. I know I am a shifty brat with a record, but I think I might be a good agent.
Miranda: Nope. You won’t pass the background check. We have a vetting process.
Miranda’s son: Um. By the end of the episode flashback, it’s going to appear that I tried to stab you. Vet that.
Simon: Hi Nimah. You are the hot one. Want to hang out?
Nimah: Nope. Hang out with the sweet one.
Simon: Hi Raina, the hot one isn’t into me. Wanna hang out?
Raina: Nope.
New York post-attack
Ryan: Okay, I got shot, and we’re both on the run from the FBI now. I need you to perform simple surgery.
Alex: I don’t know how to do that.
Ryan: You swam the Hudson River from Manhattan to the Bronx with your hair and makeup on fleek, you can do this.
Alex: Okey-dokey. BTW, a new plot development means we can clear my name of being Public Enemy No 1. Hacktivists got into FBI records blah, blah.
Hacktivists: We can get you out of the country.
Alex: That plan sounds iffy.
Caleb: Hi, FBI Agent Dad. You are a horrible person. You stole Shelby, my girlfriend.
Caleb’s dad: Hi, we are in the middle of investigating a terror attack, but I need you to do something important.
Caleb: What?
Caleb’s dad: Erase emails so nobody will know I stole your girlfriend—especially your mom, who is running for office. This is preposterous.
Caleb: I hate you, but okey-doke.
Hacktivists: Let’s help you and Ryan escape in a helicopter now.
Alex: Sure, you get in the chopper Ryan. I’ll be right back.
Hacktivists and Ryan: Wait, where is she going?
Cliffhanger: Everyone is shady. Alex turns herself in with big news: The bad guys are planning another attack in NYC.
Quantico airs Sundays at 10/9c on ABC
